The Frisco RoughRiders are the Double-A affiliate of the Texas Rangers, but it is not their baseball prowess that has them making the news this time.
Instead, it is the wild antics of their team dog, Brooks, who might be the worst bat retriever in the history of the game. Brooks was supposed to pick up a bat put down by his trainer, but he decided he would rather take a little jog around the infield. This would be funny enough on its own, but Brooks upped the ante by also totaling a kid in the process.
We expect to see Brooks in the unemployment line very soon.