A couple years ago, after watching the famous Key & Peele skit, we assembled the first edition of the HERO Sports College Football All-Name Team. Who could forget defensive superstars Silverberry Mouhon, Fudge Van Hooser, and Wave Ryder, or offensive studs like Shavodrick Beaver, Jazzmar Clax, and Cory Wipperfurth? Funny college football names never get old.
A Reddit thread from Friday morning reminded me of that piece, and made us want to re-rack it. So let's get after it.
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Presenting the funniest names in college football: The 2017 College Football All-Name Team.
Offense
Quarterback
Messiah deWeaver, Michigan State
Montgomery VanGorder, Notre Dame
Running Back
Chuba Hubbard, Oklahoma State
Squally Canada, BYU
Bry'Kiethon Mouton, LSU
Quaide Weimerskirch, Georgia State
Wide Receiver
Equanimious St. Brown, Notre Dame
Eddie McDoom, Michigan
Dwayne Johnson Jr. (No Relation), Texas Tech
Lil'Jordan Humphrey, Texas
Charleston Rambo, Oklahoma
Mac Hippenhammer, Penn State
De'Mornay Pierson-El, Nebraska
Tight End
Tre McKitty, Florida State
Ceejhay French-Love, Arizona
Offensive Line
Kobe Buffalomeat, Illinois State
Brodarious Hamm, Auburn
Lloyd Cushenberry III, LSU
Ye'Majesty Sanders, Jacksonville State
Octavius Pringle, Coastal Carolina
Crae McCracken, Penn State
Mustafa Khaleefah, Michigan State
Defense
Defensive Line
Dee Liner, Arkansas State
DaQuan Hawkins-Muckle, Georgia
Tracy Sprinkle, Ohio State
Lion King, Eastern Michigan
Stone Heart, Harvard
Royal Silver, Minnesota
My-King Johnson, Arizona
Linebackers
Quondarius Qualls, West Virginia
Zane Zandier, Virginia
Zach Sandwisch, West Virginia
Bayle Wolf, Army
Defensive Backs
Kenderick Marbles, Louisiana Monroe
Jamarquis Dust, Texas
Hasan Defense, Kansas
Shawn Shamburger, Tennessee
Quaide Weimerskirch, Georgia Tech
Bubba Fludd, Southern Miss
Hamp Cheevers, Boston College
Linwood Crump, Temple
Special Teams
Cole Hahn, Kicker, Michigan State
Jet Toner, Kicker, Stanford
Rodrigo Blankenship, Kicker, Georgia
