Mel Kiper does an NFL Draft Big Board, Todd McShay does a Big Board, but no one does a Big Board like this. That's because my very unique version contains exclusively fictional characters.
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I've watched almost every football movie in existence to bring this very important document to your attention, so react accordingly. I've decided not to use real people, so you won't see Ernie Davis from The Express or Gale Sayers from Brian's Song, but you will see the extremely fictionalized versions of high school players in movies like Remember the Titans and Friday Night Lights.
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Enough of this explanatory time-wasting. If you have a quibble, my Twitter handle is @befox21, you know what to do. Let's get into it!
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Rank | Name | Pos. | Movie/Show |
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1 | Vince Howard | QB | Friday Night Lights (TV) |
2 | Bobby Boucher | LB | The Waterboy |
3 | Earl Megget | RB | The Longest Yard |
4 | Deacon Moss | WR | The Longest Yard |
5 | Petey Jones | CB | Remember the Titans |
6 | Julius Campbell | DE | Remember the Titans |
7 | Ivory Christian | DE | Friday Night Lights (M) |
8 | Smash Williams | RB | Friday Night Lights (TV) |
9 | Willie Weathers | RB/PR | Gridiron Gang |
10 | Willie Beamen | QB | Any Given Sunday |
11 | Charles Jefferson | OLB/DE | Fast Times at Ridgemont High |
12 | Joe Kane | QB | The Program |
13 | Ronnie "Sunshine" Bass | QB | Remember the Titans |
14 | Orlando Kettles | OL | The West Wing |
15 | Darnell Jefferson | RB | The Program |
16 | Ricky Jarret | WR | Ballers |
17 | Wendell Brown | RB | Varsity Blues |
18 | Rod Tidwell | WR | Jerry Maguire |
19 | Brian Murphy | TE | The Replacements |
20 | Chris Comer | RB | Friday Night Lights (M) |
21 | Levander Williams | QB | Wildcats |
22 | Bud-Lite Kaminski | OT | The Program |
23 | Billy Bob | OT | Varsity Blues |
24 | Alvin Mack | LB | The Program |
25 | Trumaine | RB | Wildcats |
26 | Ray Smith (Wilkinson) | S | The Replacements |
27 | Joey Battle | LB | The Longest Yard |
28 | Boobie Miles | RB | Friday Night Lights (M) |
29 | Brian Chavez | S | Friday Night Lights (M) |
30 | Danny Bateman | LB | The Replacements |
31 | Joe Kingman | QB | The Game Plan |
32 | Vernon Littlefield | DE | Ballers |
33 | Lance Harbor | QB | Varsity Blues |
34 | Jenko | WR | 22 Jump Street |
35 | Tim Riggins | FB | Friday Night Lights (TV) |
36 | Luke Cafferty | S | Friday Night Lights (TV) |
37 | Dallas Tinker | OL/DL | Friday Night Lights (TV) |
38 | Don Billingsley | FB | Friday Night Lights (M) |
39 | Jumbo Fumiko | OG | The Replacements |
40 | Andrew Jackson | OL | The Replacements |
41 | Jamal Jackson | OL | The Replacements |
42 | Louie Lastik | OG | Remember the Titans |
43 | Charlie Tweeder | WR | Varsity Blues |
44 | Shane Falco | QB | The Replacements |
45 | Manumana "The Slender" | C | Necessary Roughness (M) |
46 | Cheeseburger Eddie | TE | The Longest Yard |
47 | Forrest Gump | KR | Forrest Gump |
48 | Paul Crewe | QB | The Longest Yard |
49 | Jack 'Cap' Rooney | QB | Any Given Sunday |
50 | Luther Shark Lavay | LB | Any Given Sunday |