I've never really understood the whole spontaneous tattoo thing, especially when it comes to plastering another man's face on part of your body.
Yet these things keep happening, time and time again. Every year, we hear about a new rabid fan who loses a bet or makes a way too early championship prediction, resulting in some fresh ink.
Remember when that Clemson fan got a paw print on her backside after the Tigers' championship win? This one might be even better.
— Mr.Brightside (@KCH0LZ) June 2, 2017
The newest gem? Die-hard Oklahoma football fan Kenneth Holzhammer took to Twitter, proclaiming he would get a tattoo of quarterback Baker Mayfield if the Sooners' QB gave him a simple retweet.
Be careful what you wish for, Kenneth.
It didn't take long for Mayfield to see the tweet, and of course, retweet it.
Here's what Holzhammer had to say about the whole situation.
" I was going to get the 'OU' in all black, but Baker is my hero," Holzhammer told the Dallas Morning News. Like no joke, so I took a shot to see if he would retweet it and he did. So I had to do it. Can't let my idol down."
— Mr.Brightside (@KCH0LZ) June 3, 2017
This whole thing turned into a weird bromance between Mayfield and Holzhammer, just look at the DM's between the two.
What about how Mayfield added all those d's on "wild." He was clearly pumped.
I really hope this story continues to get publicity, and someone gets a video of the two meeting during a Oklahoma home game this season.
Isn't the power of Twitter just great?