During the second quarter of Kentucky's eventual loss to Florida, Wildcats' punter Matt Panton had a beautiful 39-yard punt that pinned the Gators at the one-yard line.
Panton celebrated at midfield, channeling his inner Maximus Decimus by throwing his arms in the air for the crowd:
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" pic.twitter.com/G2V2o17UrK
— Andrew Doughty (@Adoughty88) September 24, 2017
Yes, Matt, we were entertained by your beautiful punt and throughout the entire weekend of football. Here are the best college football videos, tweets and other randomness from Week 4.
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Great Pad Level
Unconfirmed reports say that this squirrel has signed with the Cleveland Browns as an undrafted free agent after he (she?) went untouched into the end zone.
ACC Speed (via @FOXSportsSouth) pic.twitter.com/uUcRCA7ZNw
— Saturday Down South (@SDS) September 23, 2017
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Penn State
The Nittany Lions held Iowa to 273 total yards on Saturday night but needed Trace McSorley and Saquon Barkley to lead a last-minute drive that ended with them shocking the Hawkeyes on the final play.
Penn State STUNS Iowa on the game's final play pic.twitter.com/BzidHWg9T0
— Andrew Doughty (@Adoughty88) September 24, 2017
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Barkley Isn't Human
Not only did he leap over a defender, he stayed on his feet while getting hit mid-air by another defender.
He's hit MID JUMP and still sticks the landing pic.twitter.com/YRmcrqzFEQ
— Andrew Doughty (@Adoughty88) September 24, 2017
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Vandy Doesn't Want Bama
Vanderbilt-over-Alabama was a surprisingly trendy upset pick — well, at least as trendy as an aggressive Bama upset can be — but that didn't come close to happening. The Crimson Tide absolutely dominated, leaving this poor Commodores' fan searching for the meaning of life.
"I don't want Bama anymore." pic.twitter.com/M1mVAvAjel
— SB Nation (@SBNation) September 23, 2017
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It Was Really, Really Bad
No words can appropriately describe this box score:
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Go Home Targeting, You're Drunk
Yes, the NCAA is trying to make football safer and they deserve a ton of credit. However, this is not targeting.
This was just called for targeting. pic.twitter.com/XxtFXLJbrY
— Dr. Saturday (@YahooDrSaturday) September 23, 2017
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Really, Really Drunk
This was also called targeting.
This was just called targeting, and the call was upheld. The defensive player was disqualified. Horrible. FIX THIS RULE. WR lowered head. pic.twitter.com/7C5UESEk8d
— Melina Myers (@melinasphotos) September 24, 2017
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Brohm Was Lit
First-year Purdue head coach Jeff Brohm has injected much-needed life and energy into a tired program, and although they couldn't knock off Michigan, Purdue football is fun again.
I love our coach SO DAMN MUCH pic.twitter.com/AihJto2srG
— Barstool Boilers (@BarstoolPU) September 23, 2017
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High Grades for Cal's Uniforms
Cal didn't shock USC on Saturday afternoon but the Golden Bears were widely applauded for their throwback uniforms that honored former player Joe Roth.
Check out the story behind the sweet unis @CalFootball is rocking today!
–> https://t.co/rEbsRYX4J2 #USCvsCAL #GoBears
— HERO Sports CFB (@HEROSportsCFB) September 23, 2017
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Coastal Carolina … What Happened?
Sure, Coastal Carolina is a first-year FBS member but still, getting annihilated at home by Western Illinois is really, really bad.
Coastal Carolina is transitioning up so this won't resonate but this is one of the harsher FCS-over-FBS whoopings you'll ever see pic.twitter.com/lGjEl65fja
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger_sherman) September 24, 2017
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Maryland Lost
And so did this Maryland student's forehead on Sunday morning after she did this to a beer can on Saturday.
THE TERPS SHOWED UP FOR GAME DAY
(: @totalfratmove) pic.twitter.com/BKL9SJvFqA
— SB Nation (@SBNation) September 23, 2017
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Who's Your Daddy?
Baker Mayfield is a talker and he had some very bizarre pregame smack talk for Baylor, kindly asking the Bears about their family situations.
Baker Mayfield to Baylor players pregame: "You forgot who daddy is. I’m gonna have to spank you today." (via @SoonerScoop) pic.twitter.com/6VAWQUX1Rq
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) September 23, 2017
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Who Cares About the Game
Because Mike Gundy won everything during the first half vs. TCU. It was a little windy in Stillwater, which allowed Gundy's gorgeous locks to fly like a majestic eagle.
Mike Gundy's wife is a lucky, lucky gal pic.twitter.com/Lu9O0MvSXZ
— Andrew Doughty (@Adoughty88) September 23, 2017
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Red Wine and Ambien
Major Applewhite suffered his first loss as Houston head coach and apparently dealt with the disappointment with some very heavy sleep pills.
Houston coach Major Applewhite probably should’ve clapped back before the Ambien kicked in pic.twitter.com/v2Nc3z2Z1i
— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) September 24, 2017
