Texas lost to Kansas. In football. In real life.
As we sit in a desolate pool of emptiness awaiting the start of the 2017 college football season, non-Texas college football fans found another opening to remind Texas fans of that bleak day in Lawrence last November.
On Wednesday, Texas announced a partnership with Corona Extra, naming the imported beer an official sponsor of the Longhorns.
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"There really isn't anything more emblematic of the state of Texas than the storied history of the four-time football national champion Texas Longhorns," said John Alvarado, Corona's vice president of marketing. "Corona is honored to be a part of the legendary Longhorns lore, and we're excited to raise our Coronas and Hook 'em Horns this season as part of a statewide platform."
Alvarado is correct; Texas has won nearly 900 games, 32 conference titles and four national championship. They also lost to Kansas. In football. In real life.
And when you lose to Kansas, things like this happen:
You walked into this, @TexasFootball. pic.twitter.com/yn2sQp492Q
— Ted Harrison (@tedvid) July 5, 2017