Our hard-hitting, comprehensive investigative reporting recently provided you with an exclusive inside look at the nine most horrific mustaches in the history of sports. We hope you were able to digest that astonishing content that took hours of qualitative and quantitative research on our end.
But fear not, for today we will take things — as my grandfather likes to say — to, 'Nuther level.
Today we're giving you the most freakishly accurate doppelgängers in sports. We're talking features so similar that even facial recognition software can't tell these folks apart.
Disclaimer: Remember, this is just good 'ol fashion fun. Watch this video for the words that best sum up this article.
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Steven Adams – Captain Hook
Who knew Adams played in the NBA and terrorized Peter Pan and the streets of New York (and more) all at the same time?
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Kyle Korver – Ashton Kutcher
Look, as far as doppelgängers go, you really can't complain about being compared to Ashton Kutcher.
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Tim Lincecum –
Before he was winning Cy Young and MVP honors, Tim Lincecum was trying to buy booze with a fake ID featuring the name "McLovin" on it
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Bo Pelini – Lord Voldemort
When former Nebraska and current Youngstown State head coach Bo Pelini gets angry – which is every other play basically – he channels his doppelgänger, Voldemort.
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Hunter Pence – Marv from Home Improvement
So Pence can rob home runs, but he can't rob a house during Christmas with nothing more than an eight-year-old boy inside?
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Stan Van Gundy – Ron Jeremy
If you're a male over the age of 30 and know who this Stan Van Gundy doppelgänger is, shame on you.
If you're a male over the age of 30 and don't know who this Stan Van Gundy doppelgänger is, shame on you.
[Cue the music] "Bow chicka bow-bow."
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Steve Kerr – Ellen DeGeneres
Remember what we said in the intro: "Those was jokes!"
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