Last night's stinker was reminiscent of Thursday Night Football contests over the years: A lopsided and/or boring affair that makes one wonder why the NFL couldn't just be happy with games on Sunday and Monday nights.
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And then, during last night's snoozefest that saw the Ravens rip the Dolphins 40-0, this piece of glorious action took place down on the field.
Take it away, Tony Romo.
This isn't the first nor second time we've seen an animal of some sort showcase his moves down on the turf. As Romo smartly points out, the feline has fantastic change of direction, but how does he stack up against the competition?
Let's break down the game film like Jon Gruden at 4:30 AM on a Monday.
The pad level and ability to find the end zone makes this squirrel from the Louisville–Kent State game a huge red zone addition to your squad (not to mention a fantasy football must-have).
ACC Speed (via @FOXSportsSouth) pic.twitter.com/uUcRCA7ZNw
— Saturday Down South (@SDS) September 23, 2017
If a change-of-direction and red-zone running back is what your team needs, then why use two draft picks when you can choose a rabbit who does it all.
Check out this guy from earlier this season when Oregon visited Stanford.
TOUCHDOWN RABBIT BUSTING INTO THE HEISMAN RACE LIKE: pic.twitter.com/2Drh8IDvv6
— FOX Sports (@FOXSports) October 15, 2017
Only thing dangerous about drafting the rabbit is he's a bit of a diva who constantly demands attention and validation, which was evident by his insistence on returning to the field multiple times. He's like the Odell Beckham of the animal kingdom.
No matter which athlete you like best from this list, I know I sure can't wait to see where they get taken in next year's NFL Draft.
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